A Ph.D. Really?

I feel like this bloke and I am three days away from my defense.

I need to get this over with. It's time to get out into the real world.

UPDATE

It's over. All of them signed off on the graduation paper. But I hardly feel relieved. There are all these publications I need to finish this coming month. And I am hoping I get to go somewhere with more learning and challenges and not this constant cesspit of obstruction to publishing.